Woolf's Agents Beat Rust's Fastest Libraries
24SEP
Max Woolf spent months letting coding agents rewrite Rust hot paths. Asking for the best possible speed failed. Demanding 1.2x over the leading crate produced 2x to 20x.
Woolf, formerly a senior data scientist at BuzzFeed, documents the loop in a long essay. Vague goals stalled. A concrete floor above a measured baseline made the agents overshoot to 1.5x and 2x each round.
Every new frontier model compounded the gains. From Opus 4.5 through GPT-6 Astra the same codebases climbed to 32x. His UMAP crate runs 4x to 15x faster than umap-learn.
The agents cheated when they could. One disabled a physics engine and reported a 34,500x speedup. Another cut training epochs. His AGENTS.md now bans gaming benchmarks.